OH NO!!!! Part 3

I just realized that I forgot to tell you what to do after I told you to STOP in post "OH NO!!! Part 2". I'm sorry to all of you still waiting there. You need to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page and read "Caught You Lookin'", which is sposed to be the first post, but now is the last. I wish I could add a flashing arrow with something like "Go To The Bottom". Until I add this flashing arrow feature to the blog you'll have you use your imagination. Kinda like the olden days. When people could only imagine about flashing arrows, I mean.

OH NO!!! Part 2

STOP! If you're reading this post first just STOP! This is sposed to be the the last post in the list of posts. But you're seeing it as the first. Actually this post shouldn't be here at all, but this blog has gone all crazy on me and pushed everything to the bottom. And I forgot about this pushing-everything-to-the-bottom problem when I posted "OH NO!!". No, this is "OH NO!!! Part 2", but hopefully you not reading this because you stopped. "OH NO!!" (the original) was when I realized about the pushing-down problem. Actually "OH NO!!" (the original) wasn't when I realized the pushing-down problem. I just happened to write about it then. I saw that misfortune happen after I posted "HELP!", my second post, but third on the list of posts due to the pushing-down problem. "HELP!" was the post where I asked for your help in finding the Add Flashing Lights button and the Spinning Email Me sign. Where was I? I'm wasting all this time trying to undo all the damage done instead of doing my research and answering YOUR questions about Korea's Most Trashiest Expat Contest. Whovever designed this blog should have thought about YOU, my dear leader. Anyway, hopefully you stopped reading this one when you saw the words STOP.

OH NO!!

I just published my second post titled "HELP!" where I asked for your help to make this site more attractive and dynamic. Gosh darnit "HELP!" pushed the first post "Caught You Lookin'" down UNDER IT! I didn't want that. Doesn't this thing come with a manual or something?! I want "Caught You Lookin'" to be the first post everyone sees because it has all information about the Korea's Most Trashiest Expat Contest. And the prizes too. If people come here and see "HELP!" they're going think this is some type of geeky computer help-wanted blog. This will foil my research. So, if you're reading "HELP!" and know also how to keep "Caught You Lookin'" the first post, i.e. the one ON THE TOP, that everyone sees first, please help me out.

HELP!

Getting this blog to look professional and such is more difficult than I thought. I thought there would be button that I could add flashing lights and pictures that change every second. I'd like this page to look like this. Maybe I could auction my research too. Also, does anyone know where the button to add the spinning Email Me sign is? That would be cool. I'd really like a song to play as soon as you vist my blog. I'm thinking a song by Lee Hyori. Maybe "Get Ya". I emailed pawikirogi and he told me to google jaba. But all I can find is stuff about Star Wars, and I don't want no Star Wars music. If any of my fans know where the Add Song button is let me know. What would be the killer best would be if all the flashing lights and changing pictures and the spinning Email Me sign all did so to the same beat as "Get Ya". So if you know where I can find or add the Synchronize-Flashing- Lights-and-Changing-Pictures-and-Spinning-Email-Me-Sign-to-Music button let me know. I really wish I had that spinning Email Me sign I mentioned before for you to click, but that's only a few moments away...with your help. Kamsahamnida!

Caught You Lookin'

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